Weird… I was lost in the woods with a group of people, don’t know any of them in real life. It was messy and dirty and we may have been on some kind of quest.

We made it to a house somehow.. not sure if we found it or were taken there. It was small with only one bathroom. We took turns showering.. but I think I was rude and snuck in before my sister (who was suddenly there). But I was having a hard time in the shower… and I had to use the toilet too and that was confusing. In the shower I forgot to wash my hair, and got out, and someone else wanted to get in, but I got back in there and asked if I could finish washing my hair, and they said okay but were annoyed. It was a woman.

And so I finished with my hair, it was so awful greasy and dirty I couldn’t believe I’d forgotten to wash it. My memory, even in my dreams, can be flaky!

I think there was more about the bathroom but the dream already fades. I think this dream is a quick fader, that’s why I’m writing it down so early.

Well, off to work, for real!

Ooo last night I dreamed that my digital SLR camera, that I haven’t even had for a year, was broken. Not only broken.. it had been exposed to water and had water damage. It still took pictures, but when I hit the shutter, it would make a nasty ratchety sound and then shudder and then snap the picture.

It was getting rusty too. I didn’t think only that little bit of water would damage it! I also remember a boat.. like a tour boat, kinda open on top, and I had to run to it to get on, I think my husband was on it and going to go away, though I’m not sure where. Were we evacuating? The weather was harsh and the waves pretty big, but it didn’t occur to me that the boat might be dangerous. There were three men around the bow of the ship as I was trying to get on, and I was talking to a lady about the camera before I got on.

Interesting dream, didn’t really leave me with a bad feeling though. Maybe I could make a movie out of my dreams and watch them on tv, on a tv lift cabinet… ooo that’d be fun!

I swear I dreamed a lot last night. Every time I was waking up, I was coming out of a different dream. I only really remember one, though. I have put a pad of paper by my bed, and I need a pen to join it, so I can write dreams down as I wake up.

I dreamed that my husband and I were driving to a park.. and it was night, maybe 1am or so. The car we were in was tiny, and kinda made of a plastic mesh so wasn’t very secure. We had four dogs with us, one of them was Hudson, one of the collies we got from Houston last year in September. And my husband let him out, and the others, and I got so mad and paniced because I was afraid he would not come back.

Our other dogs came back just fine… oh, and there was a flying fish crossing the road! LOL I remember it, moving along like a snake, and my husband wanted to go see it so we backed up and parked and saw it in the stream on the right side of the road. Strange stuff. He wanted to catch it for dinner and I said no way, keep the poor thing alive!

LOL strange dreams. Maybe I’ll dream of a new car, as I want one.. a minivan. And I can get an auto insurance quote online to see how much I’d need to pay for it! But I’m not sure I can afford a payment right now. Bleh.

Another strange one.. but I seem to say that a lot. I dreamed that I was at some kind of camp, it seemed… and there was a test we had to do. We’d taken some sort of course and in order to complete it we had to take this test. There was more before this, but I don’t remember much of that now, just the test.

Me and a guy, cute, probably a partner but not sure who he was, had to go down and find a couple of big dragon like monsters under the ocean. After we jumped in and went down… I remember thinking about how long we’d be able to hold our breath, but since it’s a cartoon and fiction it doesn’t matter so we were able to stay under and not worry about breathing.

At first I went down with all my clothes on and it was too heavy, so they mostly came off and I was in some sort of swimming suit. As was he. We swam around and we found other teams who were looking for their monsters. Each team had two monsters to slay and pull out the hearts of to bring back. Oh, before we jumped in I told the teacher I didn’t think killing a creature was a good way to test and end a class, especially for a vegetarian (I am vegetarian) but he looked me right in the eye, dang he was cute, and said it’s what we had to do. So I shrugged and the monsters were bad anyway so went down to do it.

So without any skin lightening because it was pretty dark down there, we accidentally found one of the monsters but he was not ours, he was for another team. But he attacked us and what were we to do? So we defended ourselves and killed him and took his internal organ back to the rendezvous point and dumped the organ into a big chest that had other organs in it.

The team who was supposed to get that monster was pretty upset, but I think we worked things out. Then off me and my partner went to find our other monster… since we got one, even though it wasn’t our target, we were good and only had to get one more.

We found our main target and he was huge, and the nastiest of the monsters. There was a whole city down under the water in the ocean… and this monster was behind some sort of business front… and had a couple of cronies with him and they were watching a big screen TV. lol. He looked like a big slug and we needed to lure him out from behind this area to get him and kill him.

There was this huge rough sable collie there… as big as the monster himself, and this sweet collie laid down and took a nap, all relaxed. And Ron.. suddenly my partner was Ron from Harry Potter… stroked the collie until the monster, his cronies gone, started to come out too for some stroking. The monster was getting tired and fell asleep and came out of his little cave area, and Ron stroked him too, I think using TTouch. And the monster fell asleep.

So Ron was walking around then, crashing into things, looking for a spear or something with which to stab into the monster. No I didn’t feel any guilt but this was quite odd. Then one of the guys from the other team who we killed his monster, he was there with a spear, and was going to loan it to Ron. Then Harry, who had been waiting in the wings and needed to be in on this, came forward, and they all had spears and at the same time all three of them stabbed the monster in its sleep and killed it.

And there was victory. LOL… and then I woke up. What an odd dream.

Maybe I should send off party invitations for my dreams, since they are so weird. I could make movies out of them and sell tickets!

Last night I dreamed that I was amidst a war… there were humans and there were other beings, too. They were mostly like humans big bigger, stronger and tougher. With leathery skin that almost seemed reptilian. And most of them were evil, but not all.

So I was on this land with two men, one human and one from this other race. And they were both on my side, and we had to fight to survive. And they were able to fight and practically wipe out most of the others who were trying to kill us. I remember watching as their swords flew and they killed thousands of people at once… and they were just about the only two left standing. And then the landscape changed, as the bad guys socked us into a very small portion of land. Separated by water from the mainland.. it was like an island, but it seemed to be in a huge building.

So we were stuck on this island and it had little resources and we didn’t know how to get off…

I had two dreams last night… the first one I was at dog camp with a friend of mine who has a couple border collies and does agility. What I remember now is that one of her dogs, Ryddick, got out and we couldn’t find him. Well the shelter people picked him up.. it was more a dog recovery program at camp (it was dog camp) and they waited for 20 minutes and when they didn’t find his person, they euthanized him! I was so upset. My friend, though, she wasn’t too upset LOL. It was weird.

My next dream was that I went on a cruise (I’m going in October, my first cruise) and it was a dog cruise and I had Levi and Chase with me. And the boat was small and packed, our cabin underneath was very cramped. But I was able to watch out the window at all the rocks that we zoomed by as we left the birth. We went so fast I was worried, but the pilot seemed to be able to manage just fine. The rocks in the water were huge.

When we got out to open water I ventured on deck and let Levi and Chase do what they want.. and they went off on their own. The boat was really small, then, and I was sitting in the back and getting covered in snow, we were sailing past ice bergs and it was cold. Then Chase came and found me and suddenly I was really worried that Levi had fallen overboard, as I couldn’t find him. I looked and looked and then I woke up and I was glad my dreams were over for the night.

And my neck is still just kinked and cracking, maybe I need a posture corrector to fix myself up. When I sleep I am so tense, and I clench my teeth, and I wake up so tense sometimes. But then I’m having PMS too now which makes me even more tense.

Me and the boys had a good agility day, too, which was fun. I hope I sleep well tonight!

Last night I dreamed that I was at camp… like dog camp, but there were no dogs. We signed up for activities during the day, like a cruise. One of them was to take a big boat down a river, and then pair up and take a canoe back up to camp.

The boat ride down was a lot of fun. There were various people there, there was also Vincent D’onofrio. I saw a movie with him in it last night, from 1991. Wow he was young and skinny and very cute. And that was what he looked like in my dream.

After we got down to the bottom a girl from agility, Tracey, asked me if I wanted to go on a 5 mile hike instead, but I didn’t really want to so I didn’t. I opted for the canoes. We were ready to go back up and everyone paired up. I paired up with Vincent and was glad I did, because he was tall and strong and could paddle upstream, and I was much smaller. But in the dream we didn’t seem to have paddles, or a motor.. we just kinda zoomed around. Some people skied behind the canoes. There were cayman crocodiles in the water… which was scary but we were able to avoid them okay.

At one point the canoes were going down hill in the water (not sure how a river can be uphill at one point and downhill at another lol) and it was peaceful. Then at the end of the canoe ride Vincent kissed me, and I was thrilled.

After there was a lunch and they didn’t have any garden burgers, just regular, and the side dishes were very scarce and I was starving. Vincent had disappeared because he was nervous. The lunch ladies sent me inside to the other cafeteria to get a garden burger, but they wanted me to pay, and I had already paid for all meals. So I went outside again and one of the lunch ladies just gave me $1.25 to pay for the burger.

I saw Vincent again before I woke up… and he was still cute!

I really need to look up why I dream about water so much. I do love the water.

Last night I dreamed that I was in this castle like place on the edge of the ocean. Actually, it started out as being at a friends house, she had this great big house on this bog like lake, and people would come and park in their spot in front of their house to go fishing. It made them mad and they put up a sign that said Private Parking Only but it didn’t seem to help.

We went on their big power boat for a trip.. that thing went so fast I would have been afraid, but I didn’t actually feel any of the pressure of being on the boat. It was a nice big boat and we even went over some very shallow areas, like where the sand was inches under the water.

Then later the dream turned into the castle on the ocean.. and there were creatures that were coming to fight with us, threaten us somehow. Maybe even destroy us. There was a guy who went to stand on a ledge to meet them… but then he was meeting the good guys that were going to help us, and they wanted to get a look at him, but then it was me they were wanting to get a look at.

And I knew they were going to have three eyes. Eyes like vertical slits, mechanical, and I wasn’t afraid of them. They gave me some metallic bracelets to wear that were like chain link but big links… and silver, I think they were silver, not gold, and not bulk cable. They also gave me a necklace to wear that was on a long leather rope and had a large protection piece that hung on my chest, and some other ornamentation too that was to protect me. It seemed I was the leader suddenly and I was going to be the one to defeat the bad guys.

I woke up before I was able to meet the bad guys and defeat them. It was actually quite a fun dream. I enjoyed it. It wasn’t scary, though it seemed like it was supposed to be. It was an adventure.

Okay super weird dreams last night. I’ve been in Los Angeles over the weekend but I’m home now.

In my dream I was at the beach… and we were swimming around. The layout of the beach was gorgeous and at low tide you could almost walk to another island of sand. But it was high tide and so if you went out into the middle, there were killer whales jumping around. But some people did it anyway. At one point there was a big green sea creature that jumped up high, then landed on one of my friends. She didn’t die.. she came out of the water looking like this huge Zucchini or something. LOL. Maybe a praying mantis. She didn’t have any fiber optic cables on her, but she had long arms and legs and climbed up this huge cliff. We had to go up too and tried to get her back to being a human… then the dream changed.

I was in a bar with some men. There were four men.. and they were all vying for my attention. Two of them would have been okay if we were a threesome, and so I was leaning toward them. The bar was having a bar tender interview and so I participated but a girlfriend got the job. It was very odd… and I don’t remember too much more about that one!

Well last night I remember having three distinct dreams. However, they all had a common theme, they were all about going on a cruise.

The first dream, I remember walking down a very long deck of a ship. It was huge, and it seemed, rather, like it was a city block. We stopped in shops and looked around. But then suddenly we were in a hurry to get to an excursion, and get onto one of the life boats and make it in time.

The second dream I remember being in the cafeteria on the ship. I was with my friends and, again, we needed to leave to go on an excursion. But I was hungry and wanted to eat. The food was good and I think there was jell-o there…

The third dream we were finally on the life boats to get off the big ship. I have never been on a cruise so the life boats are what my brain made up. They were very small, may have even been blow-up boats. But the pilot guy wouldn’t let me on because i didn’t have any shoes. And I seem to remember during all these dreams, I was walking around without shoes on.

So I had to go into the little shop that was right by the pull-up spot of the life boat, and buy some shoes. They had some that looked like tennis shoes but they were mesh, so I could wear them in the water. I was all upset because I had forgotten to pack my Merrel’s on the trip. Because it was cold and winter back home, and I didn’t wear them in the winter!

All in all, strange, but it worked out. I got some shoes I liked and they fit well, I remember they even felt good.

Anyway, I hope everyone has a very Merry Christmas!